Girls' Night Out

Wow!!! That is all I can say. The fact that old men feel the need to fondle young ladies worries me a lot. I was just wondering some random ancient ass with wife and kids friend younger girls in facebook until this happened to us...

Well, yesterday, I decided to have my birthday dinner ever since April 4th, the day we got back from Spring break. So, we all decided to go to Ali Baba on Main Street. I will post the pic when Jo uploads them.

Jules was running late so, Jo, La and I started to take pictures before she came and we ordered the food. It took forever though so we were filling up on some Lebanese flatbread and Hummus. And then, Jules came. And then, the food came. We were kinda full, so we barely ate and then, we did take out. Before we left, we decided to take "more" pictures. We got our check and paid. When we started taking the pictures, everyone had already left except those who were outside smoking hookah.

Ok! Enough beating round the bush!

So, while we started taking pictures, one old guy came out and said hi. The guy who gave us the check said he was his uncle. While taking the pictures, the old guy decided to join us in the pic. And because the staff was always nice while waiting on us, we said why the hell not. First, the four of us took general pictures and then the old guy told us to grab each others' boobs. We actually thought he was joking until he walked towards us and grabbed Jules' boobs. Shocker #1. Immediately that happened, Jules flew out, La fell on the chair and Jo, who was gobsmacked, grabbed me (not in the boobs).

So, we got over it. Next picture. We wanted to take another one this time, without the old guy, so once again, he walks towards us and asks us to grab each others' asses. With that, he grabs Jules' ass. It was Jules again! Shocker #2. This time around, we all sat our asses down and laughed to death. We decided to avoid him now, so we postponed our picture taking till later. No, make that never! We didn't take any pictures again.

Shocker #3. We didn't even sue him for sexual harassment. Of course, we can't sue the fool sef but at least we should have done something. But we just kept laughing in shock. Kinda made us look like we liked it; BUT WE DIDN'T. Wait, I'm getting defensive. BUT WE DIDN'T!!! And it was funny that he kept grabbing Jules. Hey, she was even the one least dressed-up. She wore a jeans and a goddamn hoodie. My dress and La's screamed "grab us!" But he went for Jules. Once again, It wasn't as if we wanted him to.

After we left Ali Baba, we had three things in mind:

1. We MAY never eat there again
2. We WILL never eat there again
3. We ALL look forward to Old-Age

So, while we were still hyped, we decided to stop by at one of our friends' house on Main Street and we watched HOLMES! And that was it for girls' night out!

Global Idiots

Oh God! Since I will be having at least one exam every week till this semester ends, I figured that I might as well blog today since I'm relatively free :) So, today I will be talking about the idiotic actions of people who may not necessarily be idiots but have done pretty idiotic things. And in order to be polite, I will not mention any names.  But feel free to have a guilty conscience if I have pointed out your actions.

Excuse this one, I have to mention her name. My one and and only bloggie, Kore! She has abandoned me for a while and has delayed her "Hate list" despite popular demands. Well, Abimbola Omokore, YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

The next idiot on the list is the "orange" - yes, I said orange - girl that sat beside me while waiting for my next class. Question of the day: Why do people constantly feel the need to use tanning beds? Does the word "cancer" not ring a bell, you idiot? Now, its too bad she won't see this.

Next in line is - and when I say line, I don't mean I'm rating the idiots, I'm just writing as I remember them - The girl that told me that I am wrong for saying that abortion is pro-choice. Well, It is called an opinion, and if you don't like mine, Fuck outta here or better yet, Jump off a bridge if you can't take it. By the way, if you get raped, will you keep the child of shame? Shege!

The next idiots are the people who disagree with me that April is the best month. "You get your taxes back and you get to get high" This may be shallow but beat it!

Another big idiot is the person/people who invented Corn Chex! I have mentioned earlier that I hate the smell. Well, whoever suggested this cereal needs to be attached to a great stone and flung into the Atlantic!

Another set of unique idiots are those who keep calling me and hanging up! If I catch you, I'll curse your generation. How can you wake me up from sleep and not talk to me? Are you a retard?

Oh yeah, these are the idiots I just discovered today: When you compliment them on their stuff, they tell you it's real. Me: I like your shoe. The New Idiot: Oh thanks, they're real leather. <---- Who asked you? I wouldn't like them anyway if they weren't real. Gosh!

This next group of idiots are fucktards cuz their own idiocracy can be avoided. I love to call them April Fools (and NO, not the ones you trick, so Nifty don't curse me). April Fools are the fools who feel the need to wear summer dresses in the early cold days of April and still complain that they are cold. Of course, you are cold, idiot!

I'm pretty sure I'm an idiot too for thinking "bloggie" is a word; and I'm also positive that you guys are calling me an idiot for posting this. Yes, I am an Idiot and I embrace it, you know why? Cuz everyone has their moment of idiocracy and this is mine. So, if you're still thinking I'm an idiot for posting this, YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!! 

There are many more idiots but I can't remember all of them for now, so I may update this list. But for now, enjoy!

Oh yeah, thanks to you all reading and/or following and/or advertising our blog. I will definitely have the next post dedicated to you all. Yes, your lovely names will be mentioned :) And no, you're not idiots :)

Oh and by the way, the word "idiot" (including idiotic and idioracy) was used 25 times in this post. I love idiots, they make my day! Make that 26!

The things I LOATHE

Ok, we have decided to write our hate list! 
Disclaimer (looool) : I may be talking about some people's habits here but that doesn't mean I hate you. I probably love you and I'm sure there are some things I do that you hate too, so...

Here is mine:

• I hate double standards! Nuff said.
• I hate when people seriously say they have haters. Get over yourself already
• Don't you just hate it when your friends have a Blackberry, famously known as the BB, and you don't? Ok, I never conform to any form of peer pressure but in this case, I SHALL GET A BB! Thanks to all you traitors who are my friends who have BB's :)
• Even if this is stereotypical, I HATE when a certain type of people, have too much drama. We get it that you're defending yourself; but yelling like a mad-man and clapping your hands doesn't make your points any clearer or unclearer. It only makes you a drama queen.
• I hate Judgemental people. Just because you just realized that you need Jesus doesn't make others sinners!
• I don't like Radical Man-haters. Not all men are pigs cuz I happen to know a lot of good ones and NO, they are not gay; so STOP consoling yourself. On the other hand, I hate Chauvinist pigs; women are not objects!!!
• I hate when people chew loudly. And I hate hearing the crack of crispy foods even when people's mouths are closed.
• I hate Malicious people; talking about: I know you, but that doesn't mean you're my friend. Oh please, cut the crap, Is that really necessary?
• OK, I have mixed feelings about clingy people. I mean, clingy is annoying but I also like when people buzz me form time to time. I'm not gonna front, It kinda makes me feel Loved ;)
• I know this one is a very nice gesture but I hate when someone holds the door for me when walking in. It makes me walk faster to the door, against my wish. There, I said it.
• I hate screeching noises. OMG, when you scratch your metallic chair against the hard floor, I could go deaf and just cry. Right now, I can even feel the horrible feeling. *shrieks*
• I hate brownies; I like chocolate but brownies have a bitter after-taste.
• I hate the smell of corn-chex. Sooo gross!
• I hate coffee breathe! When someone is drinking coffee and talking to me, I hold my breath and try to dismiss the dialogue ASAP!!! Be like me, after eating or drinking an unfavorable meal, EAT CHEWING GUM!
• I hate when people walk out of class when the class is still going on. It is distracting to everyone and disrespectful to the teacher. If you want to leave, sit your ass at the back!
• I hate multiple choice questions for two reasons. 1) They are not a good measure of knowledge. 2) The teachers are always too lazy to have five different options. They'll be there writing: All of the above, None of the above, a and b, etc. Be there confusing young minds! And letting us question our intelligence. Monkey-ass minds!

 AND LASTLY, I LOATHE GRADES!!! I feel they make people judge your ability. Its funny how grades make people decide if you're smart or not. I know good grades are cool but sometimes, bad grades do not mean that you are dumb either.

Well, that's it for now, I shall be updating later


                                                     -Miss Jay lol

Happy Easter evryone !!!

 Funny how I randomly get 'spiritual' on yhu guys ryt....well I can't say I apologise.This is another one of those posts soo if yhu dnt like bein preached at...or havn church shoved in yhur face...skip please :) ....Well as this is easter time I watched the Passion of the Christ for like the umpteenth time and it got me thinking{lots of things get me thinkin...i'm a mini Aristotle yay!}...p.s that's the best Jesus movie{movie abt Jesus}.It got me thinking of the agony Jesus went thru not just from wen he was hung on the cross but from the time he was old enuf to understand that he was born to die{i kno we all are technically born to die but you get what i mean...i hope}.He was born SOLEY for the purpose of dying.I can't imagine living with the thought that I am going to suffer pain{heck,thinkn abt getting six strokes of the cane is torture to my fabulous mind}....Gng to what actually happened.Actuali we all kno what happened ; Jesus was crucified{yes yhu got it right one easter egg for yhu!}...but here's like a brief scientific explanation of what REALLY went on {p.s the soliders spat on Him dts just grosss...nd yhu nid to see the way they spat on him in d movie...i was maaad!!!}....ok now to the brief description of what went on after he had been nailed to the cross {thanx to a website for bible scholars...}...' As He slowly sags down with more weight on the nails in the wrists excruciating pain shoots along the fingers and up the arms to explode in the brain -- the nails in the writs are putting pressure on the median nerves. As He pushes Himself upward to avoid this stretching torment, He places His full weight on the nail through His feet. Again there is the searing agony of the nail tearing through the nerves between the metatarsal bones of the feet. {For non scientists: Jesus tries to shift the weight of his body from His leg to His hand and vice versa and as he is doin this the nails are putting pressure on his nerves causing PAIN :( }
At this point, as the arms fatigue, great waves of cramps sweep over the muscles, knotting them in deep, relentless, throbbing pain. With these cramps comes the inability to push Himself upward. Hanging by his arms, the pectoral muscles{i think these are chest muscles} are paralyzed and the intercostal muscles{might be chest muscles agn??....science smh} are unable to act. Air can be drawn into the lungs, but cannot be exhaled. Jesus fights to raise Himself in order to get even one short breath. Finally, carbon dioxide builds up in the lungs and in the blood stream and the cramps partially subside. Spasmodically, he is able to push Himself upward to exhale and bring in the life-giving oxygen....yhu dont gt the full picture til yhu read the whole thing....nywaiz tht's not my point....my point is tht every tym we do sumthing{bad}...i feel we r nailing him on the cross agn...In conclusion i hope that every time we are tempted to committ sin{yes tht little lie yhu told is a sin teww} we remeba wat he went thru...nd REMEMBER nt to KILL HIM AGN

                                           HAPPY EASTER Y'ALL!!! 

on a not so random note:the condition where someone sweats blood...like Jesus is called Hematidrosis. :)        

     -Kore